A message from Italy

Monday, 28 March 2011 21:32

Dear Doctor,

I write you about my cousin Fabio. Last week Fabio, he come see you cos he is feeling sad.

You say him, all he have to do is Get Swampy and he feel better again.

So I discuss this with Fabio. Fabio and me, we discuss it with the rest of the family. And we agree – we gonna get Swampy for you. We no like eco-warriors either. We like there are lots of buildings with deep foundations to fill, you know what I mean?

Anyway Fabio, he say it would be good if Swampy have nasty accident with tractor load of turnips. But Maria, she say leaving horse’s head is not environmentally friendly, so we no do that bit.

They not many doctors in this country who understand traditional Sicilian remedies, so now our whole family come see you.

Ciao,

Stefano.

P.S. We have a quiet word with that Jonathon Porritt, while we’re at it.

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