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A message from Italy

Monday, 28 March 2011 21:32

Dear Doctor,

I write you about my cousin Fabio. Last week Fabio, he come see you cos he is feeling sad.

You say him, all he have to do is Get Swampy and he feel better again.

So I discuss this with Fabio. Fabio and me, we discuss it with the rest of the family. And we agree – we gonna get Swampy for you. We no like eco-warriors either. We like there are lots of buildings with deep foundations to fill, you know what I mean?

Anyway Fabio, he say it would be good if Swampy have nasty accident with tractor load of turnips. But Maria, she say leaving horse’s head is not environmentally friendly, so we no do that bit.

They not many doctors in this country who understand traditional Sicilian remedies, so now our whole family come see you.

Ciao,

Stefano.

P.S. We have a quiet word with that Jonathon Porritt, while we’re at it.

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Arnie Oscillator talks balls

Thursday, 24 March 2011 20:25
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He's had a bit of a break from harassing the Doctor but Arnie is back. And he's angry.

He's clocked the impending release of DBL's new album, The Naked Juggler, and is on the rampage, it seems...

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Senor Amores - The latest mail to hit the Doctor's doorstep

Wednesday, 02 June 2010 01:10
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Dr Big Love seems to have made some friends in Spain. Senor Amores has dropped the good doctor a line expressing himself...

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Arnie Oscillator Part Deux

Wednesday, 31 March 2010 11:01

OK, Arnie Oscillator seems to have got wind of the Doctor's "real" name... (closer than Horatio, certainly!)... but we were right, weren't we? Two letters constitutes a regular mailer. What else will this guy accuse DBL of?

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Arnie Oscillator

Monday, 08 February 2010 21:24

We're a bit concerned here at Big Love HQ that Arnie Oscillator is going to be a bloomin' regular mailer. And who the heck is Horatio?!

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