Sex with an Alligator Cocktail

Ask the alligator to perhaps bathe or make themselves comfortable during preparation.

To make 'sour', mix lime juice, lemon juice, sugar and hot water in roughly equal quantities.

When dissolved chill in refrigerator.

(Whilst cooling you might wish to entertain your alligator with a little erotic poetry or play some mood music on your Inca nose flute.)

Add equal amounts of sour mix, raspberry liqueur, melon liqueur and Jaegermeister.

Crushed ice helps.

Loosen your tie and offer some to the alligator.

It is considered polite with an alligator not to rush things.

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