A simple remedy when short of cash.
With the last of your funds, purchase a gross of candlesticks and half a kilo (at least) of sulphur, and a gas mask.
Sneak into bank at a busy time with a carrier bag, a cooking stove, an old iron pan, candlesticks (now finely grated) and sulphur.
In a quiet corner, heat the sulphur and candlesticks in pan on the stove.
Put on gas mask.
Within a short period of time, the whole bank will smell of extremely rotten eggs and staff and customers will rush for exit.
Collect money in the carrier bag and leave quietly.
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